Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Eleven Best Pick Up Lines that Boss’s love to say!

WE are one of the best organizations in the World! (Did he mean best or pest)

We have got the best resources that MONEY CAN BUY…( That’s true after all where else would we get cockroaches in coffee)

What the hell do you have to do… (Someone please take him to the doctor)

I need results…( I need an increment)

Nothing should be passed without my approval. ( When did that happen anyways)

How could you do this, who the hell approved it! (What!!! Isn’t he the one who approved it)

Naah…This is ok but I am not approving it because I know you can do better (that’s a good way of saying “What crap have you produced)

Don’t try to fool me…(Someone please explain him…it’s difficult fooling a fool)

I don’t like to repeat things…but am doing it for the last time…(Gosh!!! When was last time he said it anyways)

Stupid Stupid Stupid!!! I’m being very polite, don’t force me to be harsh…(Wow!!! You have been very polite)

You better perform or else I have other options…(As if I am not looking for one)

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