Who the hell pioneered our English Language. What was he thinking about. What made him call a combination of bread and vegetables a sandwich, ahh was he watching a scary movie? A hamburger without a ham, and a pineapple without an apple ; well does that just mean that the person naming it was drunk?
Why pea is to eat and pee is to excreta? Why the cock crows and the crow caws? If the bulls bellow, why not cattles cellow?
If a robber robs, why not a cobbler cobs? If foot is to feet and tooth is to teeth, then why booth is to beeth and shoot is to sheet?
Does a betel nut have a beetle in it? Or does the turnip gets you turned on? If a Black current is eaten will you generate electricity?
If I am in the room then why am I at the airport? If feet stink and noses run then why not eyes hear and hands talk? If the plural of dog is dogs then why not fishes for fish?
And lastly the million dollar question if D and O is pronounced as 'Do' then how would you pronounce G and O, well try pronouncing it...
If wrap up is to gift and why is the end lines of this article also called the same?
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