21st December 2012

Morning 5:
Breaking News: Obama and Bush having family dinner at the white house. Bush says he has been never for the people, atlast an honest confession.

Morning at 7:
Breaking news: Osama comes live on jihad TV and says ' Sorry Americans for 11th september' He prays that may allah forgive his sins.

Morning at 8:
Breaking news: Mussaraf calls the Indian prime minister and says that he is removing all security forces from the border. The Indian PM says he would do the same. People from both sides are rushing to feel the paradise just as God Created it.

Morning at 9:
Breaking News: The Wall street says that the market is in full boom. First time in History has this happened and what is more unusual is no one is interested in the shares anymore.

Morning at 10: America burns all it's ammunitions says they never wanted War.

Morning at 11: Bill Clinton calls a press meeting and confesses that he never wanted Omaba to come to America. He also confesses that the Monica story about him was true.

Afternoon at 12: All the political parties in India had a get together in front of the Gateway of India. What is more interesting is none came with their security officers.

Afternoon 4:30: Micheal Jackson agrees that he had molested the little boy and that all charges against him were true.

8:00: The Indian music director Pritam confesses that none of his work are original, each one is copied from international tracks.

8:30: The cola companies came together and declared that these drinks were like poison they were never good for health.

11:00- Meteors are just 1 hour away from striking the earth...

11:30- Good bye world see you in the next decade. Good bye

11:45- Everyone hugs each other confesses their sins, prays to the lord, no one is now without a home...

The world together says the last prayer....Thank the lord....Obama, Clinton, Bush, Mussaraf and We everyone is the same.... People part with all money, some go to the Ganges, some to the Nile, some to the Mississippi.

11:55- God smiles from heaven and says now the world is as I created it...

12:00- Breaking news: The meteor that was about to strike has just changed its direction.